Saturday, February 2, 2013

You Could Have Assumed there Would Be a Bill Murray Joke in Here Somewhere

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that more Americans believe in Punxsutawney Phil than believe in climate change. For my part, I believe Al Gore, former inventor of the Internet, former Vice-President of the United States, former founder of Current TV (whose ownership just changed nothing more than last names, really, from Gore to Jazeera), and former husband of Tipper, is starting to look more and more like the rodent himself. How Amazing is that?

Seriously. Who did you expect on this day, Bill's Phil or Phil's Bill? Y'know, you were close on this one. Really, really close.
-bill kenny

2 comments:

William Kenny said...

Oh lord, now I'll have to start to use spellcheck and capitalization. Thanks for reading-hopeit warms you up for other, worthwhile stuff.

William Kenny said...

I often pause for effective affect. And then that stupid insurance duck shows up and--what? oh, AFLAC. All this time, I thought he was Ben's little brother.

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