A Pause not a Cause

I enjoy holidays as much as the next person, and when I worked, I took them off whether I deserved to or not, so if you have time off for this Labor Day, I hope you enjoy it. 

So, if you were looking for something profound or life-altering in this space today, sorry if you feel disappointed, but I'm only saying that really because I don't mind.
-bill kenny

Lest We Forget

Sometimes important stuff gets lost in the revelry. This is Labor Day 2026, and we need to consider where we are and where we would be if the robber barons and plutocrats of bygone days had had their way. 

Hazel Dickens

Phil Ochs

Sweet Honey in the Rock

-bill kenny

Moments Away

We are a heartbeat away from the Labor Day weekend and the more or less end of the summer of 2026. Many may have deided a three-day weekend of not working to honor organized labor and what it did for American workers, just isn't long enough and have called in well today. As a retiree, every day is Saturday. Well, except Sunday.  

Maybe we can spend a minute of the last barbecue (until the next one) wondering what happened to the summer of 2026 as we watch the neighborhood kids brace for impact as school buses roll up, another school year begins, and the fall election campaigns get nasty as they heat up. 

No worries. We'll have time to talk about all of that and more in the weeks ahead, instead of just watching the wheels go round and round.
bill kenny 

Random Axe

I ran into a former work colleague a couple of days ago. She retired some years before I did, and we'd lost sight of one another. It was fun to catch up, and it probably happened like your reminiscence sessions go, where you skip ahead and jump back, then race on and stay behind. 

Sometimes the hardest part is remembering where the shared reference ends, so then you have to add details. If you were to transcribe that conversation, I doubt there were more than five complete sentences uttered in the half hour-lots of quick references and brief glimpses and then moving on.

Later, on the same walk, I encountered a man with a Mohawk haircut, but the part that wasn't in the Mohawk was shaved to the naked scalp. He was wearing a three- piece suit that probably cost twice what my car is worth. He wasn't a young guy, either. I'm not real good at guessing ages, or weight for that matter, so that career as a Carney is out.

Actually, he was closer to being my age, and he looked as goofy as the guys with whom I didn't go to Woodstock together all look. You've seen 'em, too. They have long hair, gray, frayed, and wispy, in a ponytail. And nothing sticks it to 'the man' like a Volvo station wagon, Teva sandals, and the green 'we recycle' bumper sticker that seems to be holding the back end of the car together.

Here's somebody I'd like the 'man' to stick it to. The auto-American cretin who compensates for his car's driver's side headlamp being burned out by driving with his high beams on and not dimming them as you and he approach one another. Yeah, I remember what Driver Ed said: don't retaliate and turn yours on-it makes two blinded drivers, but still...

I also don't know what to do about the driver who goes up a one-way street the wrong way, slowly because he certainly doesn't want to cause an accident, for a short distance, to pull into somebody's driveway, rather than go around the block. 

I love when he comes nose to nose with a car coming down the street the correct way, and they glare at each other like Mr Upstream Salmon has any comeback at all. Or that guy's cousin, the driver who backs up a one-way street the wrong way with the car flashers on, so I guess it doesn't count as much.

How many crumbs from the toaster tray do you suppose it takes to assemble an entire new piece of bread, and can you toast that slice when you're done? And for folks with paywalls on websites that have a screen that says, "you must log in to see this page"? Isn't it more accurate to say "you must log in to see the NEXT page" since I can see the log-in page just fine?

These are the kinds of imponderables that keep me awake at two in the morning when I already have a headful of terror supplied from the machine alongside my bed. I'm hoping no one's ever died from imagination (and I don't plan to be the first). 
-bill kenny

Some Women Wait for Jesus

We're at that point in the summer when we keep an eye on hurricane forecasts, as they will be coming thick and fast. Mostly here in the Land of Steady Habits, we get a lot of rain from them; low-lying areas see some flooding (not in my part of Norwich), and we get scared watching the damage elsewhere in the country on the Weather Channel.  

I'm not really concerned so much about the rain as I am about what Dylan Thomas referred to as the dying of the light (and I'm not talking about the darkening of the skies). 

Almost everyone my age I know, and there's not nearly as many of us left as I'd have thought should have survived to this point, is, like me, bone weary all the time. We get up tired, slog through our days semi-comatose, and crash on couches in middle-class fever dreams we never envisioned ourselves as ever living in to go to bed and fail to dream to get up and do it all again..

Don't get me wrong-I'm disappointed in myself and in my life, so far, but I'm not unhappy. I met and married someone who loved and who still loves me, though I haven't done anything remotely lovable in a ridiculous number of years. We have two children who are now happily married adults themselves and getting on with their own lives rather nicely without us (and making us grandparents as well), which is the whole plan, as I remember from the orientation briefing at Dad School back in the day.

I, and by that I mean my peers and me, didn't crash or go down in flames; we surrendered a little bit every day until we really ran out of things to give away. We traded our blue skies and beliefs for BMWs and shipped good-paying jobs to low-wage third- and fourth-world nations so that their people could have an opportunity to earn forty cents a day making sneakers that I buy at a three hundred bucks plus a pop and never even think twice about.

In another fifty years, some of those places will have indoor plumbing and potable drinking water, and those people, or maybe only the ones who survive until then, will want to put up a statue to folks like me. Don't worry about it. You're welcome, and keep the cholera blankets-hell may freeze over and you could use the warmth.

At some point, we turned into our parents, who are laughing their asses off now as they really didn't do as terrible a job as we kept insisting they had. And considering how we could fuqq up a one-car funeral procession (and don't ask me about the wet dream in the desert), it might not have been a bad idea to quit while we were only slightly behind instead of pressing on and losing sight of the entire caravan.

We thought the future was Twenty Questions but, instead, it proved to be Hide 'n Seek in a dark room. And I take the one who finds me back to where it all began, when Jesus was the honeymoon, and Cain was just the man. Same as it ever was, and I knew coming in that going out would be the same.
-bill kenny

Don't Do This and Don't Do That

"I've never let school get in the way of my education."-Mark Twain.

Back in June, today seemed to be so far away; no one gave it any serious thought. The weeks of summer rushed by, and those ads for back-to-school clothing and supplies started showing up more often in recent weeks in the papers, online, and on TV, and became increasingly hard to ignore.

The march of the calendar is inevitable and unstoppable. All of that led to all of this-later this week, school opens in earnest for children in Norwich. It began a few days earlier for those in Norwich Free Academy and in some parts of the state and perhaps a few days later in other places, but for us and now, it's here.

Thousands of children from every neighborhood across the city, and in some instances from beyond the city limits, will be heading for classrooms, language labs, music lessons and all of the other pieces and parts of what we think of when we say "education."

You'll see them waiting for school buses, partners to walk home with or pals to hang out with afterwards. The enthusiastic beginners heading to kindergarten (do you remember the last time you felt about anything the way those five-year-olds do today?), through those starting their final year at Norwich Free Academy and for whom the whole world waits.

When all is weighed and measured our success as adults, as parents, neighbors and residents isn't measured so much by the size of the Grand List (though a larger one is infinitely preferable to a smaller one), the number of businesses opening in Chelsea or expanding elsewhere or the number of bricks piled one upon the other we can concentrate in one area of the city, but rather, it is how well we can make where we live someplace our children and their children want to come home to and call their own.

With all due respect to the public works and public safety professionals, not just here but across our nation, we spend the bulk of our taxes on education-it's the largest investment we make as citizens, and we should expect the greatest of returns.

Our neighbors who serve on the Board of Education have a huge, nearly overwhelming responsibility to both we, the people who chose them as our representatives, and to the children whose education they must help oversee.

In recent years, times have not been easy around here-tightening budgets helped drive cost efficiencies that radically altered our children's educations, and not always for the better. We, the adults who could and should have known better but decided we could wait another day or created rationalizations for why we didn't do something, have to admit now, we have no greater obligation than to help every child succeed.

"The purpose of an education, said Dr. Edward "Fast Eddie" Bloustein, President of Rutgers College, to the Class of '74 when we were freshmen, "is to learn the rules of the game better than anyone else. And then change the rules."  
It's time to start to put that into practice. Ready, set, learn!
-bill kenny  

"Bayonne Vs. The World..."

Major League Baseball is only ankle deep in determining who gets to the playoffs and World Series, but It all comes to a head this afternoon at three for the 2026 Little League World Series and I'm sorry that it ever has to end because I, for one, need to witness and experience the joy of just living and loving what you're doing which is what the Little League World Series is all about.

In a world where we pay adult athletes wages that approximate the gross national product of some Third-World nations to participate professionally in a sport our children play for free, there is something about the exhilaration and exuberance of the competition in Williamsport, Pennsylvania, that I still find a tonic for the soul. 

The animation and engagement of the television announcers, some of whom as youngsters played on these same fields in pursuit of a championship, is contagious and inspiring. If you can listen to the Little League Pledge, almost as old as I am, or even just read it, and not get goosebumps, don't bother checking your pulse; call your coroner as you're no longer among the living. 

All you can be is reminded and refreshed about why you choose to follow baseball. Why, in an era of a dozen other sports all grabbing more headlines and worldwide attention, the simple beauty of a contest that, at its most basic, involves striking a small leather-bound, round spheroid with a stick, be it wood, metal, or some kind of composite, and doing it better than a like number of others attempting to do the same on the other team. 

For a few days, eleven-year-olds serve as role models for adults and an entire team of players, who've just been white-washed and whose run to the Series has ended prematurely and with a drubbing no one would wish on anyone else stand one behind the other along the first and third baselines after the final out and shake the hands of the team sending them home prematurely and tell them 'good game' and really mean it, because the Little League World Series isn't just about baseball, it's about life, as it should be lived. 

"... I will play fair.

And strive to win.

But win or lose, 

I will always do my best." 

-bill kenny