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Through a sad accident of birth, I have a face that has been only marginally improved by being covered in a mask for many decades (but still I persist) and a personality that has had me socially-distancing for longer than most people have been alive.  

Despite the wisdom of noted scientist and theologian (though neither in this case), Amy Coney Barett, most recently of The Supremes, staying safe during a murderous pandemic by wearing masks and maintaining distances from one another really isn't political in any light in which you choose to see it.

As Saint Ricky Gervais once offered, "When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are stupid."

Thus endeth the lesson. 
-bill kenny