This time today was yesterday when it was already yesterday. This morning in the wee, small, early hours, we fell back an hour (I've always liked how we always keep that straight, 'spring ahead' and 'fall back' while that 'wander stupidly like a drunken lemur' I hear so often is, I've learned to my sorrow and chagrin, only used to describe me) all across the country.
Am I the only one who thinks we might have been better off skipping the 'fall back' this time around? Seriously. Who among us longed for an extra hour of what seems to have become a sheep-shit on white bread with mayonnaise sandwich of a year anyway?
I've always wondered about more mundane aspects of all of this like hourly employees working overnight shifts when the clocks change directions....do they work seven and get paid for eight in the Spring and then work nine and get paid for eight in the fall?
Is there a law or a workplace practice that covers this and why on earth is a sixty-eight-year-old guy, pecking away at a keyboard in Norwich, Connecticut, worrying about stuff like this? When you have no life, interest in the obscure becomes a crusade.
The reason why we move clocks forward and back is the part I will NEVER understand no matter how erudite the explanation (It's from a decade ago but the song and logic, remains the same).
We share the planet with a nearly infinite number of other life forms from single-celled amino acids to a full scale of the abiogenesis catalog (now available for only three easy payments, and if use your credit card right now...), and none of them have watches much less the concern for time and its division and measurement that we, Homo sapiens, have.
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day/Fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way. And then we look up in surprise and dismay at the time and wonder where it's gone when it hasn't gone anywhere. Everything ends whether it's a television program, a movie, a radio serial or other entertainment, a relationship with another person, or a business relationship or political alliance.
This time tomorrow.
-bill kenny
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