Some days, this is simply too easy. Seriously.
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| From our 'Things not Jason' Collection |
Like this item, starring Jason White of North Stonington, Connecticut ('C'mon Down!'). Remember those Radio Shack ads, "You've Got Questions. We've Got Answers." Indeed.
The news account reads like an entry in 'Hold My Beer.' Or is that just me?
Between Jason's explanation to the police for his headwear, "he 'was attempting to recreate the German helmet that his grandfather wore during World War II.'" I'm guessing Grandpa was on the Eastern Front as he wouldn't have lasted two minutes at the Atlantic Wall.
But wait, there's more:
"Police said they have been called to White’s home nine times between September and November, responding to complaints about White riding his bicycle naked with a cowboy hat, altering state signs with offensive language, or retrieving items from his neighbor’s yard while naked."
Technically, if he's wearing a hat, he's not naked. Not sure he should bring that up in court but if he does, I'd suggest wearing the cowboy hat rather than the bicycle helmet. And, word to the wise, leave the bicycle locked up in the bike rack in front of the courthouse.
-bill kenny
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