Someone challenged me the other day to author an entry of only three words.
I respond:
You lose.
-bill kenny (channeling Calvin Coolidge)
B-52's, Clean-Up in Aisle Seven
I was taking a shortcut last Tuesday afternoon, looking for Triscuits in my grocer's. I assume stores in big cities have aisles reserv...
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I wrote this five years ago in an effort to make sense of the unfathomable horror of the darkest day on the calendar in my lifetime. It... -
My thug name is 'Willie the Whiner,' because of my non-stop lamentations about our weather, no matter what our weather is at any giv...
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You may not have yet started to notice, but the days are getting shorter--yes, I know, hot summer nights and all that, but since we've h...
2 comments:
That'll show 'em!
I'd say 'it should render them speechless' but it's not much of a step, all things considered.
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