Friday, September 2, 2016

Huh


I'm thinking as we start a three day weekend (except for me who took today off so I could have a four day one instead) that today is as good a time as any to expose and examine the Secrets of the Illuminati for some ideas about ------ LOOK BIKES!!!

Yeah. It happens to me and it happens to you, too. We start across a synapse with the best of intentions: I will construct a sentence about a specific topic and SHINY OBJECT ALERT! Or some such Florella.

Suddenly we're trapped in a non-sequitur or an intellectual cul de sac and have lost the train of thought from the locomotive right through to the conductor with the pocket watch. That reminds me of the time ---- SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!

Here. Read 
this, but just a bit at a time, maybe a paragraph or two, otherwise you'll forget that you're reading it in the first place. I started on it last year and then, suddenly....WHAT? DRY CLEANING BAGS FILLED WITH MARS GAS!

That was close, maybe a little too close.
Glad I wasn't doing any 
home repair work.
-bill kenny

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