Show of Hands

Remember back in the days of Driver's Ed, the position of your hands on the steering wheel? Yep, good old ten and two on the analog clock face. In recent years, that clock face has been updated a little bit but the thought is about the same.

I'm thinking maybe I know of at least one someone who learned how to drive in the digital age and what he does with his digits is nearly as cringeworthy as it is newsworthy.

Just think of it as yet another reason why those hands-free cell phone laws for cars are a less than good idea. After all, we all know exactly where the devil's workshop is located. Right there, at the end of each arm, just below the wrist.
-bill kenny