What did I do before the Internet? Drink, mostly. Okay not all the time, only while awake. Too much sharing, perhaps? Fair enough. I used to type on a keyboard connected to a typewriter that had a computer screen and when I would reach the end of my story and letters and punctuation, I would turn off the monitor and off to heaven went the words (I guess). It was a hard life, but I was happy.
Now, I have more bandwidth than cents-but not by much and not today, not at all. The mean old lightning we had Wednesday night and early Thursday morning terrified the AT&T U-verse wires so much we have a black hole in the Ethernet right now. We are the sound of one hand clapping in a velvet glove. It was just this kind of dead spot with the cable TV guys that made me crazy so I can't wait for what's next.
But until that moment arrives, courtesy of Bob H (as close as I will ever be to having an actual in the flesh friend) and the relentless and humorless Hoquiam (Washington) police blotter, inanity like that will just have to do. I've always loved James Joyce, The Dubliners and Ulysses-true wonders of wordplay. "'History,' said Stephen, 'is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.'" No worry about hitting the snooze button today.
It is against just such a verbal banquet that you must judge this paragraph from the Associated Press account of the aforementioned story: The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
Take that Beckett and the Waiting for Godot you rode in on!! We have your sweeping narrative-your dynamic tension and your unresolved drama. I'm in love with the notion that none of the characters in this story have names-they are pawns in a game of which they have no awareness much less chance of winning.
The names have not been changed to protect the innocent-the names haven't been used at all because they're not essential to the story. But what is essential? It's in the second paragraph, my friend, everything you, the lonely sojourner on your unarmed road of flight, needs to know: it's a marten carcass and NOT A WEASEL. Thanks for making that clear. "Meanwhile, way across town in the penthouse suite of the tallest building..."
-bill kenny
Ramblings of a badly aged Baby Boomer who went from Rebel Without a Cause to Bozo Without a Clue in, seemingly, the same afternoon.
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