You of little faith, if you checked your spam filter now, you, too might have a letter from Mr. President Donald John Trump (sic); but instead, I'll let you read mine and together we can ponder, long and hard just who falls for this kind of stuff.
For Lo (or maybe Five Lo) I say unto you, both the real and the Nigerian Boiler Room Cheeto-Cheater, may your successes be as tiny as your little, orange hands and your friendships as thin and fragile as that comb over you so struggle with.
And while healthcare reform might be complicated, it would seem spelling, grammar and punctuation are even more complicateder.....
ATTENTION MY DEAR BENEFICIARY!!!
ASSIGNED BY THE PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP.....
OVERDUE FUND RELEASED TODAY
I am MR,PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP and I am writing to inform you about your Bank Check Draft brought back by the United Embassy from the government of Benin Republic in the white house Washington DC been mandated to be deliver to your home address once you reconfirm it with the one we have here with us to avoid wrong delivery of your check draft Eighteen million united states dollars $18,000,000,00usd that was assigned to be delivered to your humble home address by Honorable president Donald Trump the president of this great country this week by a delivery agent MR ROCHA'S JESUS Also reconfirm your details for the check delivery by filling the form below and send it immediately, to my Email:
Fill The Form Below:
1. Full Names :
2. Residential Address :
3. Mobile Number:
4. Fax Number :
6. Sex :
7. Age :
8. Nationality :
9. Country :
10. Marital Status :
Accept my hearty congratulation again!
MR DONALD JOHN TRUMP
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500, United States
What exactly are Bannon