Saturday, June 16, 2018

Stop Reading This!

Good Saturday morning, and so much for the pleasantries. 

Let’s not dilly-dally about this; as happy as I am you’ve stopped by today, stop reading this right now because you’re probably missing out on the best football you will ever see in this life.

And by football, I’m referring to the description the rest of the world has as opposed to that Hand Egg stuff we here in the Occasionally United States call ‘football.’  Here’s your visual aid.

And before you ask, the USMNT didn’t make the World Cup for the first time since 1994, and we didn’t deserve to. Stop worrying.


Pull up a couch near the biggest big-screen television you can find and enjoy every moment of the motion and the magic. With some good fortune, you’ll soon more fully appreciate why it’s called the beautiful game.  
-bill kenny

2 comments:

bibbanibba said...

I still don't get why we call it the football when it's actually neither. I think aside fox, BBC is streaming the game in hd too through its iplayer and it only requires free registration. there are other channels streaming the world cup too.

https://www.ivacy.com/blog/watch-fifa-world-cup-2018-online-free/

like you put it, this really is the best world cup action we'll see in a long time.

William Kenny said...

Agree a thousand percent!
For Americans (and others) who don't "get" it as a sport, I'd feel sorry for them (after the first week of action) but it just means that much more for us.

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