How Else Do You Make an Ice Cream Float?

It was Dick the Butcher, one of Shakespeare's characters in Henry VI, Part 2, who first suggested a phrase that has infamously echoed through the centuries, "the first thing we do is kill all the lawyers."  

For extremely personal reasons, I don't support that idea but in light of recent events, Dick and Jack Cade might both be smirking. 

I could quote Warren Zevon at this point, but Billy Joel is easier to dance to.
-bill kenny