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Tuesday, July 25, 2023

How Else Do You Make an Ice Cream Float?

It was Dick the Butcher, one of Shakespeare's characters in Henry VI, Part 2, who first suggested a phrase that has infamously echoed through the centuries, "the first thing we do is kill all the lawyers."  

For extremely personal reasons, I don't support that idea but in light of recent events, Dick and Jack Cade might both be smirking. 

I could quote Warren Zevon at this point, but Billy Joel is easier to dance to.
-bill kenny

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Like almost everyone on the planet (seemingly), I have a smartphone as a cellphone. I have no idea how to make or answer calls should the ne...