Hope you survived the wind and rain.
Where we are, it was nearly biblical in scale and scope.
Anyway. Apropos of nothing. My wife showed me a Facebook online ad and I confess to NOT remembering what it was about but I do recall the name of the spokesperson, 'Celerie.'
I'm sorry but what the f(iretr)uck is the matter with this woman's parents that they sort of named her after a vegetable some nutritionists see as structured water locked into a vegetable matrix (to my mind, this easily explains Keanu Reeves) that many of us will only eat when covered with ranch dressing or peanut butter.
I was so inspired, that I suggested we consider having another child and, were he a male, calling him Russell Sprouts. Her counterproposal involved my being hoisted by something other than my petard, rendering further discussion about procreation moot.
-bill kenny
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