Tuesday, July 6, 2021

Batteries Sold Separately

Well, this wasn't one on any of my Word-A-Day calendars, "teledildonics." 

Put that in your Hooked on Phonics pipe and smoke it, my friend. It's just another part of the Brave New World we are creating because we have the time, talent, tools, and treasure to so do. Do we need it? What kind of anachronistic, antagonistic question is that and where do you get off even asking it? 

And speaking of getting off, the age restrictions on membership in the Pudding Club have seemingly been lifted if not entirely eliminated. Oh, to have lived this long and to have seen the mountaintop and maybe the muffin top as well. We have assumed control.
-bill kenny  

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