Weather or Not

Watching weather news and headlines from across the country you have to wonder based on what's gone on in recent years if somehow our nation wasn't built on a vast graveyard of a civilization and people we've worked mightily for the last half of a millennium to never even acknowledge. Think Poltergeist, with Lauren Boebert playing the part of Heather O'Rourke. 

I mean there must be a reason for the extremes we keep having and soon, we'll have someone well-versed and practiced in the art of deception to explain extremes in weather, as Fox, despite popular demand, readies to launch a Weather Channel rival. 

You might not think greenhouse gases and Critical Race Theory have anything in common but I have every confidence you're about to find out you're completely wrong. What could be a better combination than a network devoted to finding liberal conspiracists everywhere and nimbus cumulus clouds for the Ferris Bueller Movie Marathon Memorial Weekend? Here's an idea of what the programming could look like.

Little known fact: Ducks melt at 90 degrees

As they used to say back in the day, 'don't touch that dial!''
-bill kenny