Tuesday, August 17, 2021

Take That, Gwyneth

First, she had this.  

Then, she had this.

Like the guy who reads Playboy for the articles, I only check out the candles for the care instructions on the wicks: "Candles are made with 100% natural unbleached cotton wicks, which require special attention. Please take care to trim to 1/8” before every use." 

Sorry, but IKEA has captured my heart, err, something (you know what I mean). Besides, I prefer my conscious uncoupling with a side order of lingonberries.
-bill kenny


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