Sunday, July 14, 2024

Der Countdown Läuft

I don't usually pay a lot of attention to calendars, but the Quadrennial Convocation of Evangenitals, Corporate Scum, and Ammosexuals a/k/a the Republican National Convention is more or less only a moment away. 

I think I just summarized their entire party platform and saved you three days of viewing. You're welcome!
-bill kenny


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