Thursday, June 19, 2014

Coisas Pequenas desde a primeira semana de Copa do Mundo

Yeah. Would I be this chipper, practically spritely, if the USA had lost to Ghana as it had in their previous two first round World Cup encounters? Let's put it this way, is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope-nevermind, it was rhetorical anyway. 

Every four years, I'm reminded that the biggest difference between living in Germany and living here remains soccer and devotion to the sport played at its highest level.

The (West and now Ganz) German Team always qualified for the World Cup-perhaps it was a FIFA by-law that they had to be there, I don't really know. But when they played, everything stopped. Everything.

And not just for Germany in Germany. Italians, Dutch, Spaniards, Brits...sing the It's a Small World song, and you've grasped the point. Funny how that soccer ball isn't much bigger than the world feels during the World Cup. Coincidence? I think not.

Here, while there are many who closely follow the tournament, I've seen published reports suggesting that upwards of 80% of those polled don't know who's playing, why or when (the where is a given). It's hard to maintain world-class momentum for a program when your potential fan base is doing the Big Yawn instead of The Wave.

And then there’s this: a fortnight or so ago, there was buzz about “our” Landon (Donovan) being ‘left off’ the national team. Nope-not what happened. Each squad can take up to 23 players. For a variety of reasons that someday he, himself, will concede are/were valid, there were at least 23 players who were better than Donovan. They got on the plane he got to wave goodbye from the departure lounge.

Soccer isn’t the NBA, with millionaires in their underwear, five at a time running up and down the hardwood court but rather ten field players and a keeper on a piece of pitch so big when you’re attacking or defending it, and often doing both within the same breath,  you think you’re in Montana. That whole it takes a village thing-give the volk short pants and cleats. Now, Go Team.

England has Rooney. Portugal has Ronaldo. Germany has Muller.
With my apologies to Lloyd Bentson scolding Dan Quayle, Landon, you’re none of those guys. So all this you’re being such a good sport about your snub, and yeah, loved the commercial, put it in your diddy bag and stay on the couch in your robe.

Before the next World Cup I’m going to learn Spanish so I can skip announcers on places like ESPN who purport to be native English speakers ruining my language. Monday night as Team USA held service so to speak against Ghana as time ticked down one of the announcers described the US back line ‘defending like banshees.’

Oh? Now I know how urban kids must feel when they see swarms of white bread suburbanites wearing FUBU and ECKO. Not sure what descriptive William Wordsworth Taylor Twellman was looking for, but Banshee ain’t it, Siouxie (or should I say Susie). 

At least if I were watching Univision this Sunday at six, I would still be able to understand that something exciting and perhaps life-altering had just happened.

-bill kenny      

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