Thursday, March 4, 2021

NOPE

"I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin' about half past dead.

I just need someplace where I can lay my head

'Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?'

He just grinned and shook my hand, 'No' was all he said."

Apparently, the correct answer was 'Q Sent Me.' Seriously.


"Catch a cannon ball now to take me down the line

My bag is sinkin' low and I do believe it's time

To get back to Miss Fanny, you know she's the only one

Who sent me here with her regards for everyone."
-bill kenny


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