Greg Louganis to the Courtesy Phone

When I was a kid I used to swim like a fish. All of us did, perhaps most especially Kelly who used to stay in the water until his fingers were so pruny you thought they'd never look normal again, and who used to violently shiver because he was so cold from all the time he spent in the water.  

Turns out we had nothing on Dobby, Gillis, or otherwise. And, btw, nice splash.
-bill kenny