Thursday, December 30, 2021

Not Just Time in a Bottle

I admired when it was a craze some time ago, the whole chutzpah behind 'pet rocks.' It took a set of, well, pet rocks, to not only come up with the idea but to market them with a degree of singular intensity not seen since the Jehovah's Witnesses first encountered storm doors. 

So, I'm guessing that same process went into Stephanie Matto's breakthrough hustle. But please remember, Steph, a fart is a lot like true love: if you have to force it, it's probably shit
-bill kenny  

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