Tuesday, September 6, 2022

The Ring Should Be Made of Mashed Potatoes

If you have never read Edward Gibbon's The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, it's probable that most of what has been happening for decades here in Middle Earth seems shocking to you. 

It shouldn't be and without meaning to be the spoiler alert, it's going to get worse before it ever gets better, assuming that we live long enough for anything to get better ever again. 

The big difference between us here and now in 2022 and the Roman Empire is that the Roman Empire had decent roads. We, on the other hand, have this and I for one cannot wait for the Olympic Committee to decide whether it should be included as part of the games, though the only question may well be Summer or Winter. Probably along with fart-lighting.

Yeah. Because those are the questions we should be asking ourselves.
-bill kenny

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