Here's a fact, Jack(t) [didn't know how else to get it to rhyme], on average in these United States 542 people get married everyday (I am assuming to each other; otherwise the math is terrifying).
Here's another fact, today I do not care about 541 of those pairings. Sorry, I simply do not care.
This evening Adam and Margaret's Suzanne weds Ryan and Happily Ever After begins immediately. Congratulations!
-bill kenny
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