I came across an end-of-year article on "The 14 Best Apps You've Never Heard of" by something/someone called Cool Material. There's the usual suspects, weather and travel, and then there's RunPee.
RunPee, you say. What's RunPee? According to Cool Material: "Here’s a hypothetical: You’re at the movie theater and didn’t intend on getting the large Coke with the large popcorn, but it was literally only a dollar more than the regular, so you were like, “WOW, WHAT A BARGAIN!”
"Before the previews are over, you’ve already downed half the soda. Now you’re filled to bursting with high fructose corn syrup water, and the movie’s about to start. You need a bathroom break, but you don’t want to miss any of the action. What’s a guy to do? BOOM. RunPee.
"RunPee is an app that tells you the perfect time to run to the bathroom during your movie and gives you a synopsis of what you’ve missed when you get back. You’ll never miss an important scene again. It’s basically the best app since Tinder. iOS Android"
End hunger? Cure disease? Stop War? Why would you ever think technology should be applied to such issues when we have RunPee. You can keep my things, they've come to take me home.
-bill kenny
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