As a retired elderly man with no discernible or marketable skills, I spend a lot of time with my desktop computer often to no avail. Like so much else of all the machinery that comprises my scenery, the desktop computers in my life have a tendency to do what I tell them instead of what I want.
I suppose I should be grateful I don't have voice activated software for them because in my case, I'd need to replace the Idiot's Guide with the most recent update to Masters and Johnson, since many of my voice commands would be anatomically and electronically nonexecutable.
Not exactly as it turns out. Slowly, as time went by and the same stupid nonresponsive program messages kept popping up, it crossed my mind that The Gates Gang wasn't especially quick on the uptake or why else would the same program error keep happening. It wasn't like I was getting any smarter at screwing things up. Nope, not me. I had pretty much flat-lined on the learning curve.
And while even in the most recent of times I'm still generating computer error messages by the bushelful, I always opt now for "Don't Send." It's as close as I can get to going commando in a spam-filled virus infested phishing pool. I need a unit to sample and hold-but not an angry one. A new design, a new design.
-bill kenny
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