If Only You Meant It

Do you still get a lot of catalogs in the mail stamped with 'this could be your final offer'? 

Yeah, we do, too, and I smile because the folks sending them know that the threat is just so much horsepucky because two weeks or so later there will be another 'this could be your final offer' catalog arriving. 

I've given up trying to guess when my next chance is really and truly my last chance. 

Pretty much like everything else in my life. 
-bill kenny