Tuesday, February 1, 2022

Petty Pace Sold Separately

Dear 2022,

Appreciate the opportunity for a free trial of your first month, but I would prefer to not extend my subscription. 

PS: Just me or does the shortest month have the most drama?

PPS: The nicest thing I can say, in advance, about February 2022 is it doesn't have 29 days.
-bill kenny  

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