I thought at first it was a news story from the pages of those pranksters over at The Onion but nope, it's even more bizarre and proof positive(er) that Ruth is indeed stranger than Bridget.
We might not ever be able to find a cure for Cancer, Covid, or the Kardashians, but dammit, Janet, we can have ketchup-flavored popsicles.
Forgiving student debt? Concealed carry gun laws? Pshaw! Let's stick to the lowest of the low-hanging fruit, okay? Actually, the Frenchsicles, as they're called, may have already gone the way of high-button shoes since the press release suggests they were for a limited time only and the sands of time have run out on that hourglass.
More's the pity since "The savory tomato flavor of the popsicles comes from 100 percent Canadian tomatoes." As if any other flavor, like moose, would do (looking at you, Labatt).
-bill kenny
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