At some point today, or maybe because of the time difference it's already happened, the coronation of King Charles III will be all that anyone, or nearly everyone, will want to talk about.
If you're casually conversant with American history and recall studying the American Revolutionary War (you might need to remind yourself for the next few hours how that turned out), perhaps, like me, you can't really get all excited about this stuff. But to each his own, I suppose. But if you want to feel a part of at least the circumstances portion of the pomp then tuck into a heaping hearty helping of The Coronation Quiche.
I suspect it's not quite as filling, or satisfying, as a Bacon Sarni or some Bangers (where's Miley Cyrus when we really need her, right?) but it's certainly pricey enough what with supply and demand and all.
So, with a new monarch, the future's so bright the British Empire Will Need to Wear Shades, for obvious reasons.
-bill kenny
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