Showing posts with label Even a dog can shake hands. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Even a dog can shake hands. Show all posts

Monday, July 5, 2021

I Read the News Today, Oh Boy

I love when my smiles come delivered to my very doorstep as this recent edition of one of the newspapers to which I subscribe demonstrates. And my smile is precipitated by the headline, not the content of the story. 

Upcoming Connecticut Weed Bill Makes It a Crime to Get Pets High

I can see it already. "What's the matter, Lassie? Did Timmy run out of Doritos?"
-bill kenny 

B-52's, Clean-Up in Aisle Seven

I was taking a shortcut last Tuesday afternoon, looking for Triscuits in my grocer's. I assume stores in big cities have aisles reserv...