"Fiction," offered Mark Twain, "is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't."
Indeed.
How else to explain that this is not a satirical article but an actual news dispatch from The Beeb.
Amazed? Don't be.
As Twain once noted, "Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense." Perhaps Eddie and the guys captured it better, "Far and wide, Far as you ramble, Trust in Allah, But tie up your camel."
Stay frosty.
-bill kenny
-bill kenny
