I'm smiling but I'm also quaking (not 'quacking' Congresswoman Margarine Trailerpark Greed) reading this email I received the other day. When despite all odds and some oft-voiced wishes you've reached the age of seventy stuff like this does creep you out a little bit.
Hi William,
Most people don't plan their own funerals.
I think that should change.
So my Direct-to-Consumer startup Titan
Casket is offering a first-of-its-kind deal this Black Friday: Buy a casket
for your future funeral, get a $50 discount now, and save your family from
spending thousands of dollars more at the time of need (hopefully) many, many
years from now.
I call this our "Pre-Plan-Your-Casket"
Program. The $50 Black Friday discount can be unlocked on our website with the
code FUNERALRULE
- in reference to the FTC law requiring funeral homes to accept our
cost-effective caskets.
I can talk to Norwich Bulletin about my pre-planning program.
I'm also happy to chat about the crazy experience two weeks ago of having
Taylor Swift pop out of our casket in her Anti-Hero music video.
Cheers,
--
Joshua Siegel
Co-Founder & COO
Titan Casket
1-501-420-3990
josh@titancasket.com
titancasket.com
I'm wondering if I'd be able to talk him into a commission for every sale I steer his way.
-bill kenny
