Showing posts with label but the Feast of the Assumption is August 15. Show all posts
Showing posts with label but the Feast of the Assumption is August 15. Show all posts

Saturday, February 2, 2013

You Could Have Assumed there Would Be a Bill Murray Joke in Here Somewhere

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that more Americans believe in Punxsutawney Phil than believe in climate change. For my part, I believe Al Gore, former inventor of the Internet, former Vice-President of the United States, former founder of Current TV (whose ownership just changed nothing more than last names, really, from Gore to Jazeera), and former husband of Tipper, is starting to look more and more like the rodent himself. How Amazing is that?

Seriously. Who did you expect on this day, Bill's Phil or Phil's Bill? Y'know, you were close on this one. Really, really close.
-bill kenny

Fingers Crossed

Another Friday the 13th (alas, sadly without Jamie Lee Curtis ). Not that I'm superstitious, but here's something I offered six year...