Which of these is really real?
A holy water font in the latest edition of the Beate Uhse
catalog?
A pride of vegan lions at the Bronx Zoo?
Yeah, me too.
I didn’t know that conspicuous consumption was being
considered as an Olympic sport. That’s
the only reason I can come up with to explain why this vehicle would ever be
built. And all this time I thought something
else was God’s way of telling you that you have too much money.
-bill kenny
