Showing posts with label Maybe crazy from the heat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Maybe crazy from the heat. Show all posts

Friday, July 19, 2019

Not Pink Floyd's Version

For me, ever since the Bush-Gore 2000 hanging chad contretemps, Florida, the Sunshine State, has been a source of mirth and merriment and sometimes various other emotions (often simultaneously) which brings me to a more recent chapter of something  I like to think of as "Only In Florida" (even though I suspect its not just there), this.

Yeah, it's gruesome and grotesque but the line in the story that stands out for me is "Authorities are still working to determine a motive..." Umm, show of hands: who among us can assist the agents of law enforcement in developing a hypothesis for the crime? 

Yeah, I think we can help them cut to the chase. Sorry! My bad. 
-bill kenny

B-52's, Clean-Up in Aisle Seven

I was taking a shortcut last Tuesday afternoon, looking for Triscuits in my grocer's. I assume stores in big cities have aisles reserv...