Over, Under

These are, with apologies to Thomas Paine, times to try a man's (and woman's) soul. 

MAGA or WOKE, 

DUI or DEI, 

Sekt oder Selters. 

Left Twix of Right Twix.

These are the questions of the hour. But, and again with apologies to TP, the til-now-unresolved question of questions has always been: toilet paper roll, over or under.

And the answer is.

Backwards, forwards, spin around.
-bill kenny