Wednesday, January 14, 2026

Rewarming an Old Joke

From my long-ago days of third-grade stand-up comedy, "What happens when ducks fly upside down?" "They quack up."

Please remember to finish your juice boxes and leave a tip for your server. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

If they really do quack up, what do they sound like? Serious question, sort of.
-bill kenny

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