Monday, January 26, 2026

Tales from Tennessee Tuxedo's Textbook

Suspect you didn't miss this in your news summary from last week, courtesy of President "Man, Woman, Person, Camera, TV," showing off his mastery of geography. Yet again.

As those who follow Dora the Explorer well know, Greenland is the VERY LARGE island in the North Atlantic. Try this mnemonic: Greenland, Australia, Iceland, Indonesia, Coney Island. Okay, four out of five.

I was surprised the microphones that picked him up repeatedly misidentifying the object of his affections didn't record the sound of those Davos Devotees present, facepalming and wishing they were elsewhere. 

Perhaps they knew, as soon as he returned to the Land of the Round Doorknobs, he'd top himself. They didn't have to wait long.

I spent a year in Greenland, or 364 more days than our Vice-President has, and NEVER saw a penguin, not a single one, ever. Not because of bad luck but because there aren't any; they live in Antarctica.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
-bill kenny 



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Tales from Tennessee Tuxedo's Textbook

Suspect you didn't miss this in your news summary from last week, courtesy of President " Man, Woman, Person, Camera, TV ," s...