I have decided that I, too, wish to be awarded a Nobel Peace Prize, just as much if not more than the current President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, but I'm striving to not be such a whiner about it, most especially after I don't get it (he could follow my example).
Of course, I don't have a brown-noser like Steve Witkoff mispronouncing the name of the committee awarding the prize (it's NOT No-bul, Steve-O, it's No-BELL) serving as my hype guy to boost me as I recount how I stopped a war between Narnia and Oompah-Lumpa Land and brought peace to both Left and Right Twix.
I have my moments, just not particularly lucid, very much like, well, you know who.
But I wonder for a guy campaigning without cessation for a Peace Prize, why he's so keen to rename the Department of Defense. I don't know how Karoline Leavitt can spin that without checking with Edwin Starr first.
-bill kenny
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