Do you remember the television show "Can You Top This?" hosted by Wink Martindale (never figured out if that was his real name, but it was memorable and that's what counted, I guess)?
Some days, otherwise very serious headlines seem to be that, with some stupid human tricks thrown in.
I didn't know what to make of this one when it popped up. Man charged with felony for allegedly throwing sandwich at federal law enforcement officer in DC.
So many questions, so few answers.
Six-inch or foot-long?
What kind of bread?
What toppings?
Inquiring minds DEMAND to know.
And then seamlessly transitioning from the surreal to the cereal, I had this headline: Pam Bondi fires man accused of throwing sandwich at federal agent during Trump DC intervention.
Bondi, as you probably know, is the Attorney General of the United States, and based on other recent news stories, I had assumed her job principally was not finding the Epstein Files, so I suppose I should be pleased that she's branching out.
I can't help but wonder what kind of cheese. And for the record, Pam, I like my Deep State toasted, with mayonnaise.
-bill kenny
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