Whenever I get my car washed, one of two things happens within three days.
It rains, and even though the car wash I go to has one of those 72-hour guarantees, I'm not comfortable about going back to them and getting the car washed for free this time. It just doesn't feel right.
The other thing that happens is that a bird poops on it. This is a personal insult, as we have three feeders at our house and I keep all of them stocked with food. A little reciprocity would be nice.
I've lived my life accepting bird poop on cars as part of the natural order. However, as it happens, some colors attract more alimentary action than others, to say nothing of brands.
You'd think one of the auto sales websites would make a bigger deal out of that than they are.
-bill kenny
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