John J. Jingleheimer Would Blush

It was Shakespeare who asked, "What's in a name? That which we call a rose / By any other name would smell as sweet." Never figured out how Juliet felt about that, but Romeo saved a lot of time at the vegetable counter, I assume.

Do you remember that riddle as a kid, "What's yours and yours alone but everyone else uses more than you do?" The answer, as I recall, was, "Your name."

Don't use that riddle with Larry Watkins unless you have a half-hour or more.

Shirley Ellis would die of exhaustion.
-bill kenny