Friday, May 6, 2022

From Bethel to Bridgeport

The only thing more prevalent and universal in the world than the love of money is the number of lovers of money. The most popular apps for cell phone users are the robocall killers and spam shields and with good reason. 

You may already be nodding your head and going 'yeah, it's pretty bad," but that's only because you have no idea just how large the spamvalanche is, and the problem is growing.  



It's like Rachel from Card Services meets the Three Faces of Eve in a pay-per-view cage match.
-bill kenny

Thursday, May 5, 2022

We Should All Make Awesome Happen

If you must steal, and since the last time I had an original idea it died of loneliness I have to steal, make sure you steal quality. So I do and I did. I came across a notion by a Facebook friend a couple of days ago,, SF (though NOT SF Sorrow), and a light came on (so thank you for letting me appropriate it even though you may not know I did. I will know). 

Admittedly, that light was NOT the million candlepower one of the search and rescue chopper-more like the bulb in the fridge at one in the morning when you seek sandwich fixings only to find some desiccated lettuce leaves you thought you'd already pitched in the bin.

Meanwhile-why not
Why not decide your new job, in addition to being a brother or sister, son or daughter, father or mother, employer or employee, laggard or laggee (okay, you can take this too far) sekt oder selters-whatever-- is, in whatever way you have within your means, indeed to make awesome happen. Would this be a cool planet or not? Let's face it, you can't muck it up any more than it already is. Seriously.

Our toxic culture of victimhood is so prevalent and the mindset 'there's nothing I can do' is now such an auto default, just getting out of bed for some of us is a triumph of the will (though NOT that one). So live out loud. And if you don't change the world today, there's tomorrow and tomorrow whether the sun comes out or not (and get these mutts away from me, Annie).

Don't be daunted you're alone. Who isn't? That's how we enter this world and how we'll leave. It's what we do, or choose to NOT do, with the space between that marks our passage on this planet and if you're living for the approval in the eyes of others, you've already got one foot in the grave. 

We might want to stagger the schedule for the whole making awesome happen thing so everyone can actually savor the sensation and appreciate the majestic magnificence of what it is we are doing and what is becoming of the world we inherited. That's part of our problem sometimes as a species, I fear, the moderation switch has been broken clean off and our appetites for destruction are so seldom sated.

In the together-but-alone world of Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, WhatsApp,  TikTok, IMtexting and I don't know how much else, I discovered with a shock that I 'know' more people online than I do in real life (by a factor of ten to twelve times over), it's easy to lose sight that we are center stage but for a brief moment and there are no rehearsals.

And if that's not enough to get you excited about being here and now, call in the next twenty minutes and we'll double your order, ship it to you for free, and make the first credit card payment for you.
-bill kenny

Wednesday, May 4, 2022

Silence Is Not Always Golden

It's always intriguing how much easier a task, any task, appears from the bleachers. Theodore Roosevelt had some thoughts about the difference between doing and watching that I think about as I peruse my downloaded copy of the Norwich City Manager's proposed budget while it moves from presentation through public hearings to formal adoption. 

Safe at home, behind my keyboard, things are much simpler and clear-cut for me and I need to remind myself of that always. 

Across the state, our Hartford legislators and Governor continue to evaluate and differentiate between what services are needed and which ones we can continue to afford (and the price), with the neighbors we've elected here in Norwich having to make do with what's left. Not an easy task with the rate of annual inflation at over 8%. Dollars must come from somewhere, or cuts have to be made.

Early last month the City Manager offered his vision of a version of a budget and articulated his rationale for its formulation, with the various city departments each testifying before the City Council as to what they needed and why as well as what they hoped to accomplish.  

We’ve had ample opportunities to offer suggestions on where to spend and where to save (and why), but I confess to being both disappointed and annoyed because from what I watched I’m not sure that many of us understood the assignment. It seemed more of those who should have said something chose silence while so many who did speak used their time to say 'no' to just about everything.

I’ve celebrated thirty birthdays here, more than in all the other places on earth I've lived combined, in a city where I wasn’t born, and have had people chide me for not knowing much about Norwich, because as they say ‘you’re not from here.' But I’m from here now. And I've learned we all have different visions of what Norwich is and could/should be depending upon our perspective and where we choose to look. 

Talking about how each of us sees this city, and how we create a shared vision of Norwich is an important conversation that we struggle and fail to have every year (at least since I've lived here). 

It takes more energy to be a light than to be a horn (to offer ideas instead of just naysaying) and I'm reminded of that during every budget deliberation. I used to say it makes me smile, but it's more like a grimace, which from a distance looks pretty much the same. 

If you didn’t speak Monday night when the Council adopted a preliminary budget, I, too, understand the importance of the word 'preliminary,' but the second (and so far, final) public hearing is this coming Monday, May 9th, and it could be your last opportunity to make your voice heard. 

If you have a phobia about public speaking or are social distancing, call the members of the City Council or send them an email (all the contact information is right here).

Someone once told me 'he who hesitates is lunch,' which is why I always have a napkin in my trousers pocket because you just never know. But what I do know is no one can hear the words you don't say, so speak up and speak out. We may not be able to do everything, but together we can do anything. 
-bill kenny

Tuesday, May 3, 2022

Crushed Velvet Seats...

Growing up old I was never a fan of Hanna-Barbera cartoons. I could see The Flintstones were an animated rip-off of The Honeymooners, but The Jetsons were a very different kettle of fish in my eyes. 

A lot is made over how The Simpsons, selected episodes chosen to prove a point, have predicted our present and future but George and Jane, together with Judy and Elroy (and not forgetting Astro) pretty much belled the cat when it came to projecting our day to day lives in Tomorrowland. 

That's why, when I came across this, I didn't know whether to smile or grimace. 

Thankfully, from a distance, they look very much the same.
-bill kenny

  

Monday, May 2, 2022

You Can Only Have One #1 Daughter

Our daughter, Michelle, gets annoyed when I write about her, even when I write nice things like, for instance, how she's the world's greatest squirrel wrangler, or wranglette (I'm never sure) so I expect she'll be less than happily surprised I'm mentioning her today. But in my defense, I had no choice.

Michelle, who explains to people she has 'my father's wit and my mother's charm' has a birthday all of her own today. I cannot believe my itty-bit is an adult but she is and in hindsight, I'm thinking maybe she was born an adult intellectually and just grew into the size of one.


I can tell you we were NOT big fans of project day when one of us was enrolled in Buckingham School's Integrated Day Program. The teacher would videotape each child's presentation and the Q & A afterward at which time Michelle's mother and  I would take turns sitting in stunned silence as she departed from her carefully rehearsed script and descended into participatory educational chaos. On more than one occasion, I'm pretty sure I saw  Conrad's Mister Kurtz, but it was awfully dark.

Michelle has a quiet intensity about her that can take you by surprise. She is in many respects, most especially intellectually and emotionally, a quiet riot and amazingly confident in her own judgments, actions, and decisions. She may be wrong, but she is never in doubt.


She has a myriad of attributes and strengths from both the Schubert lineage as well as the Kenny clan but she is far more than the sum of her genetic inheritance or philosophic leanings and her character and intellect are very much her own. She celebrates her birthday today with the love of her life, Kyle, and you'd be well advised to join in if you can or be prepared to explain why you didn't. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
-dad   

Sunday, May 1, 2022

Couldn't Happen in Montana

As a child, we used to go to the beach at my grandparents' bungalow in The Highlands, New Jersey, every summer (and spent a lot of time there even after Mom and Dad had rented our own bungalow) in the same colony. I didn't realize at the time that was paradise and when I did, it was too late to return.

I'd stand on the strand with Grampy and he'd have us wave to people I never saw in Europe, on the other side of the ocean. He assured me they saw us and were waving back. I believed him; he was Grampy. It wasn't unusual while we were scampering or swimming (wading out into the ocean a couple of feet while adults fretted about the Undertow) to see someone fishing from the long pier that separated our beach from the next one over.

Sometimes as we watched the fisherman would catch something and one day the fisherman was my dad and the something he hooked was a small shark, about eighteen inches long, though much longer in my memory. 

It was terrifying; at least as terrifying as this is. Which reminds me, as Frank Zappa might say, don't forget to floss.
-bill kenny

Saturday, April 30, 2022

Better than an Open Window

I'm not a pet owner or parent or however you describe the relationship you might have with an animal that cohabits with you. I have enough trouble taking care of myself (ask my wife) and our two children can attest to how well I performed as The Dad in their little growing-into-adulthood-productions.

Our daughter has a cat and fish (who probably get nervous when left alone with the cat) while our son and his wife have dogs and cats. On a good day, I can correctly guess which end of their critters poop and which end is okay to pet but that's as far as I can go.  

Our next-door neighbor has two dogs, Keanu and Bruno, both of whom (but most especially Keanu,) bark vociferously at the sight, sound, and/or even scent of yours truly. Between you and me, I think it's my liverwurst after-shave. 

They, like most dogs I've even casually observed, seem to very much enjoy when they get to be passengers in their owner's car, though I've never understood if they call shotgun or take turns or have come to some other arrangement. 

The next time I see them, I will make it a point to not mention Ouka as envy in a dog can be such a sad thing to see.
-bill kenny 

Gather Round, People, Gonna Tell You a Tale

I know I'm old. At a skosh beyond seventy-four revolutions around the sun, I'm less at ease every day in this world that technology ...