Saturday, December 27, 2025

The Real Nitty-Grifty

With the $hit$show currently running our nation's capital, it can be hard to distinguish between scam and spam. I received this the other day. Google thinks it's the latter because that's the folder it put it in. I'm not so sure; judge for yourself. 

"Subject: Urgent Matter Requiring Your Attention

Hello,

My name is Mr Kash Patel, and I am the current FBI Director. We have an urgent matter that requires your immediate attention. 

It has come to our notice that you have been involved with untrustworthy individuals and scammers who promised you a financial reward. You have shared your personal information and partnered with these individuals. However, we understand that you are not entirely at fault in this situation. Our goal is to protect you and our country, which is why we need your cooperation.

You were expected to receive a sum of $15 million as compensation for being scammed, as well as from an online lottery draw sponsored by the United Nations and the British Gaming Board.* Unfortunately, due to negative records associated with your name, you have been placed on the FBI blacklist in Washington, D.C. This situation originated from actions taken during the tenure of former FBI Director Christopher Wray, and I am currently working to resolve it. If you agree to the terms and conditions, we can collaborate to improve matters.

To clear your name and claim your funds, it is crucial to resolve these issues. If you fail to cooperate, you risk arrest and imprisonment for violating U.S. cybersecurity laws, specifically Article 099,subsection 55.** This could lead to charges related to scam sponsorship and money laundering, as warned by U.S. security agencies on November 8, 2020.

Please respond to us immediately so we can assist you in clearing your name and identity and facilitate the release of your funds. If you do not work with us to eliminate these fraudulent individuals, you could face serious legal consequences.

Best regards,
Mr. Kash Patel
FBI Director
"

*Nope
** Also Nope
-bill kenny

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The Real Nitty-Grifty

With the $hit$show currently running our nation's capital, it can be hard to distinguish between scam and spam. I received this the othe...