Tuesday, July 22, 2025

I'd Assumed I Was Boring.

I'm the kind of person who eats unflavored gelatin because he thinks he doesn't deserve a flavor. 

I almost made the side of a milk carton under the "Have You Seen this Dweeb" rubric, but the dairy concluded my photo frightened the school children and caused the milk inside to sour.

I've had people start to yawn as I walked up to them and hadn't yet said a word.  

I can't do much about the first two except pray that a personality donor can be identified, but for the last of those, I'm feeling a lot better about myself since it may not be me when it comes to why people sleep.

Mitochondria, hmmm. ZZZZZ.
-bill kenny

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