And when I say OJ, I don't mean the guy who rode into infamy with Al Cowlings in the slowest Bronco since Peyton Manning, but I'll give you extra credit for the thought.
I'm referring to Orange Juice, a constant companion for many of us at breakfast time, and for fast food restaurants, another front in the Breakfast Wars they wage with one another, with us as collateral damage.
In this case, it's one fast food restaurant, a McDonald's in New City, New York, nestled in the bosom of Rockland County. And as you read the news story, don't you agree it sounds a little like a First World Problem?
Yeah, I, too, wish my life were so care-free that an 'upcharge' (I love new words, don't you?) for my orange juice (making that a UC for my OJ), is what grinds my gears.
Poor Jeffrey (Martin, not Epstein). For breakfast, if only he'd chosen Alan's instead of Mickey D's, the juice comes with the meal at no extra charge.
-bill kenny
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