Another Mantra in the Mail

Whoever invented spam filters should receive an award. I'm not sure what that award would be called or how we would notify them (probably not by email because, well...you know why) but it's the thought that counts I guess. I love checking my spam folder and finding literary brilliance like this item from earlier in the week.

"Hello, my dear,

      

Calvary Greetings in the name of the ALMIGHTY

I sent this mail praying it will get to you in a good condition of health, since I myself are in a very critical health condition in which I sleep every night without knowing if I may be alive to see the next day. 

I bring peace and love to you. It is by the grace of God, I had no choice than to do what is lawful and right in the sight of God for eternal life and in the sight of man, for witness of God’s mercy and glory upon my life. 

I am  Mrs. S***** l****, a widow and citizen of United State of America. I am suffering from a long time brain tumor, It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have about a few months to leave, according to medical experts. The situation has gotten complicated recently with my inability to hear proper am communicating with you with the help of the chief nurse here in the hospital, from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite obvious that, according to my doctors they have advised me that I may not live too long, this is because this illness has gotten to a very bad stage. 

I hoped that you will not expose or betray this trust and confidence that I am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of the orphans and the less privileges ones. I have some funds I inherited from my late husband, the sum of ($ 11,000,000.00, Eleven Million Dollars).  

Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to you believing that you will utilize it the way i am going to instruct here in. I need you to assist me and reclaim this money and use it for Charity works, for orphanages and gives justice and help to the poor, needy and widows says The Lord." Jeremiah 22:15-16.“ and also build schools for less privilege that will be named after my late husband if possible and to promote the word of God and the effort that the house of God is maintained. 

I do not want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. That's why I'm taking this decision. I'm not afraid of death, so I know where I'm going. I accept this decision because I do not have any child who will inherit this money after I die. 

Please, I want your sincerely and urgent answer to know if you will be able to execute this project for the glory of God, and I will give you more information on how the fund will be transferred to your bank account. May the grace, peace, love and the truth in the Word of God be with you and all those that you love and care for.

I'm waiting for your immediate reply  please don't endeavor to contact me at my private email (s*****-l****12@yandex.com)

May God Bless you."

-bill kenny